Wow, the movie was a spectacle of visual thrills, witty moments and stunning battlefield slaughter. And sure, there were the usual sequences where the entire audience sat in awe of one entirely unbelievable stunt or other—I could actually sense when everyone in the audience saw something and realized that it really was insulting to their intelligence. As to the scenes of wholesale slaughter, of which there were many, I found it truly amazing that parents had brought their 4- and 5-year-old kids along to bear witness. Really, this is one of those points I try to stress as strongly as possible when I review a film: if you put people together with dinosaurs in a movie, you’ll run out of cast members in a hurry—likewise, if a movie is centrally-themed about turf wars, as is the Hobbit trilogy and happens to carry the title of Battle of the Five Armies, heads are going to literally roll!! Clearly it is bad parenting to expose children of any age to nightmare-inducing blood-drenched battle sequences. I just hope that these same children scream so loudly in the night that their parents don’t get a decent night’s sleep for weeks. Continue reading
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